After such a lucky, sustained run of wins with the Laser I
was beginning to think she was a magic boat. It is one of the virtues of racing
a single design class that I’d mostly overlooked until I started racing this
one: you can pick up a relatively old boat which, as long as she’s been looked
after, the rig brought up to the most recent spec and the sails and foils are
in good nick, can beat other boats in her class that are much, much newer.
And she does. She’s one of the oldest boats in the Laser
fleet at Frampton, but frequently beats the others in a wide range of
conditions.
Of course, a magic boat still can’t save me from myself. You
still have to sail her well.
Last Wednesday was the third of the three RNLI Trophy races
at Frampton, and one of the events counting towards the overall Club
Championship. The first had been held on the evening of Wednesday 12th
June in very light conditions, and I’d won that. The second was during the week
I’d been away with Dad and Nik, so that became my default discard.
All I had to do was sail a clean, fast race on the Wednesday
evening, and beat Pete in his Comet, who had won the week I’d been away. Do
that, and I’d take the trophy and chalk up another win to count towards the
overall Championship.
It didn’t start well. A blustery evening, after rigging the
boat I changed the mainsheet over for the heavier of the two, and then launched
early; doing so means that there’s plenty of space to get the boat afloat and
sailing without others getting in the way.
It also means that everybody else is still ashore, watching.
I pushed out and stepped aboard, taking meticulous care not
to let the water go over the top of my new, waterproof
Sealskinz socks; I’m
really trying to stay out of the water at Frampton, as I don’t like being eaten
by parasitic tadpoles. Boat slides out across the wind and onto the water, I
stand to lower the daggerboard into the slot, both the board and I get inexplicably
tangled in the mainsheet.
By the time I’ve untangled myself, the boat is now sliding
back towards the concrete shore, the daggerboard is still not down, and yes,
everybody is watching. Rob (Solo sailor and afore referenced skipper of a
certain, lovely Moody 40 we last saw down in Fowey the previous week) valiantly
runs down to the water’s edge, fends us off from the concrete and pushes me
back out, my dignity (and gel coat) still pretty much intact.
Daggerboard in, try to sort out the rudder, the wind gusts,
predictably. Boat powers up, rocking and surging because the sail setting are
completely out of kilter. I quickly give up on the rudder, the leading edge is
in the water at least, so we have a little steerage, and tend quickly to the
vang, outhaul and cunningham. Then rudder down and the boat is back under
control and I’m beating out across the lake. I’m fully hiked out. close hauled
on starboard, and beginning to enjoy myself.
I tack. The tiller suddenly jams, feeling like it’s been
locked up; I can’t bear away. Everything is all of a sudden quite out of
control again. Another gust hits, of course.
I hike hard to flatten the boat, round up into wind, and
quickly roll back into the cockpit to stop her tipping over on top of me as the
pressure goes out of the sail. I look at the locked tiller and realise I’ve
rigged the thing over the traveller, not under it as it should’ve been, so the
mainsheet block is now jammed against it, explaining the sudden lack of
steerage after I’d tacked.
I’ve taped the tiller into the headstock of the rudder; when
sailing with it half up to cope with the weed, it works loose. So now I have to
un-tape the tiller, force it back out of the headstock (I use a purchase on the
rudder downhaul to jam it in tight, to try to avoid it working loose), somehow
hold the rudder central with one hand on the stock and try hard not fall away
from head to wind whilst I rethread the tiller back under the traveller and jam
it back into the stock.
The rest of the fleet are now sailing out and around me. I
expect the other Laser sailors are laughing at me. If not, they probably should
be. I’m laughing at myself.
Everything now sorted, the boat is sailing again, and I’m
reaching back and forth across the starting area, beginning to enjoy myself
once more. The gusts coming though are quite brutal, the little boat planes
frequently, spray everywhere. I’m beginning to wish I’d worn a wetsuit and not
just the neoprene shorts I’ve got on, but I’m feeling cocky; I’ve got the
measure of this boat now, it’s been ages since I last capsized. The starting
sequence still hasn’t begun. The OOD (Officer Of the Day; ie. the guy
organising the race and recording the results) is having some trouble setting
the course or laying out the start line, or something.
Doesn’t matter, I’m now quite relaxed after the earlier
mishaps, enjoying the conditions. I
reach into towards the bank sailing fast, harden up to close-hauled under the
trees, hiking hard as a gust hits, stretching to keep the boat level, ends of
my toes just kissing the toe-straps, loving the acceleration, the immediacy and
feel of a live boat. And the wind, in the shadow of the tree-lined bank,
suddenly reverses direction, knocking me flat. The whole boat tips over on top
of me and I’m in the water before I realise what’s happened.
It’s colder than I expected. But the first, terrible thought
through my mind is “
killer tadpoles!” and a feeling of deep stupidity that I’m
not wearing my full wetsuit. I frantically splash around to the daggerboard,
feeling the mainsheet tangle around my feet.
I’ve done this a lot. I’m actually quite good at it.
Normally, I porpoise up onto the daggerboard, then as the boat comes up, step
smoothly over the side and into the cockpit and stop her from tipping back over
the other way. I do this regardless of whether or not the mast is lying to the
wind, and almost always get away with it.
Most people right the boat from the water, so either pull
her around head to wind first (this is Mike’s favourite) or let her capsize a
second time so the mast is lying downwind, and only then right her properly.
The really clever ones cling onto the daggerboard as the boat comes up to
windward first time, so when she tips back over again, get pulled under the
boat (this is Jon’s favourite) and end up on the windward side without having
to trouble themselves with swimming around.
I find I don’t have to bother with any of this; if I can get
into the cockpit as she comes up, I can generally stop the second capsize by
throwing my weight out to windward.
Not this time. I’d hardly touched the daggerboard, let alone
clambered up on to it, when the wind whipped under the sail, flipping the boat
up and then back over on top of me again before I could do anything about it. I’m
indignant. This hasn’t happened to me in years. Getting cold and tired, I drag
myself around the hull and back to the daggerboard again, keeping a firm grip
on her to stop the wind tearing her away from me.
A second attempt, still didn’t have time to get up on the
daggerboard before she pops back up and, inexplicably, the wind is behind the back
of the sail again, flipping her over with a spray of water arcing from her
mast, straight back down on top of me. I’m now swearing a fair bit and getting
quite frustrated with myself. The trees on the lee shore are playing havoc with
the wind direction in their shadow as the gusts come blasting through. It’s a
total roll of a dice as to where the wind is going to come from next.
About ten meters away a fisherman is stood on the shore,
having reeled in his lines, staring daggers at me. I’m flailing about in his
swim. We’re not supposed to get close to them, but at this point I don’t really
have much control of my circumstances. Between my splashing, cursing and
fretting, I grin apologetically at him. I’m tired, desperate, frustrated and
embarrassed, but never let it be said I lack the ability to laugh at myself.
Third time lucky. The boat comes up. I still didn’t get up
on the board, but this time the wind is, blissfully, in her sail and not behind
it. I try to slide into the cockpit, but I’m now tangled in the mainsheet, all
but lashed to the daggerboard. Adrenaline surges as the boat begins to round up
and turn perilously back through the wind. I kick my feet and lunge for the
windward gunwale, grabbing it, and pull myself aboard and through the
constraining coils of rope wrapped around my torso with sheer desperation and brute force.
Finally, I’m led within the cockpit, boom flailing and sail
flogging as the blessedly upright boat sits head to wind, a mere boat length
from the fisherman on the shore. The Safety Boat, standing by, asks if I’m
okay? I don’t have the strength to answer, barely have the energy left to lift
my arm, but manage to give them a tentative thumbs up. I control my breathing,
and feel my strength quickly returning. Grab the tiller, untangle the
mainsheet, and tentatively pick my way out from under the shadow of those damned
trees.
I get my bearings. It feels like it’s been a lifetime, but I
quickly realise they haven’t even begun the starting sequence yet.
I recovered with a great start. Middle of the line, moving
at speed as the gun signalled our release. I pinched up towards the bank, telling
Mike to tack when he called for water and just about edged my transom over his
bow, then tacked earlier than most of the rest of the fleet, ducking one or two
but moving fast. By the time I reached the windward mark I was comfortably in
the lead and first around it.
There were no other big mistakes. But cautious of the big,
shifty gusts, I sailed conservatively, and catching up with the back of the
fleet, gave them plenty of space and consideration, sailing around rather than
getting aggressive with them at the marks. It wasn’t really an evening for
caution, needing as I did to beat Pete.
I finished first on the water, but after adjustment for
handicap could see that Rob in his Solo, coming in second, would beat me. Pete
in his Comet was further behind, but I wasn’t sure if it was enough.
And it wasn’t. Pete beat me by a mere 11 seconds on adjusted
time, taking 1st place and knocking Rob down into 2nd,
leaving me in 3rd. That was enough for Pete to deservedly take the
trophy. Rob and I tied on points after our respective discards, so Rob took 2nd
place though merit of beating me in the final race.
Despite the drama before the start and the disappointment at
the result (disappointed? Really? A year ago I’d have been absolutely pumped
about taking a 3rd in a club championship race) it was hard not to
come away with a big grin on my face. The Laser and I fit well together, and
the more we sail, the better we fit. I don’t think I need that Radial sail
after all.
That said, I’ve hurt my arm. And it quickly became apparent
that the
killer tadpoles got me again. I’ve spent a very uncomfortable week
suffering with a resurgent rash covering most of my abdomen and lower legs. But
the anti-histamines are getting that under control and I’ve brought myself a
new wetsuit, a
Zhik Microfleece X.
It’s only 1mm neoprene, so I’m hoping that it’ll be fine to wear through the
summer.
Downside it’s a bit of a challenge to get into, requiring a
degree of flexibility to get your shoulders in via the neck opening. There is
no zip. I’m not persuaded that’s not a design flaw.
Unfortunately, I’ve been nursing a shoulder injury for a few
weeks now, and the antics of last Wednesday clearly damaged it further. Up
until then the pain in my shoulder wasn’t anything I couldn’t manage with the
help of an occasional ibuprofen and perhaps a drink or two of an evening at the
weekend. After the race on Wednesday, I found my elbow was also hurting as well
and by the time I got to the gigs on Friday and Saturday night I found I didn’t
have enough grip in my right hand to hold a guitar pick; as a result my strings
were a bit bloody by the end of Saturday night.
Sunday morning, and despite the fresh breeze and glorious
sun, my arm was too sore to sail, so I actually spend the day at home and cut
the grass.
It’s going to need a bit of rest I suspect.
It’s not the end of the world. My next gig isn’t until a
week on Friday, and this Wednesday I’m racing with Amanda and her Ent. I’ve
told her she can helm for a change; I reckon I can manage to crew one-handed,
and taking the tiller for a few races will do her some good. Then this coming
weekend, I’m away again with Dad and Calstar. Big advantage Calstar has over
the Laser is the auto-helm.
Meanwhile though, between the anti-histamines and the
regular diet of ibuprofen and paracetamol, I’m ratting around like a regular
pill-box.