Of trees and chainsaws

Conversation in the office this morning:

"I've always been good at climbing trees. I've always liked climbing trees. A tree surgeon. I'd quite like to have been a tree surgeon"

"But that involves chainsaws. Trees and chainsaws"

"Exactly. How cool is that?"

"Trees and chainsaws, Bill. And sometimes, we watch you miss the door-handle. Like, maybe, twice a day. I mean, what could go wrong?"

Just no respect for my age or station, I tell you. No respect.